He hurried over rescue Man's Best Friend in the five years since his wife died, when his path was blocked by a Seattle policeman who was dressed head to toe in black under a white helmet. Then he heard familiar barks and looked left to see Euclid being pulled into the OWS camp by a very ugly girl and dirty girl perhaps 16 years old with a hungry look on her face.

In minutes he arrived at the main entrance of the college with cold Starbuck's coffee in his right hand and Blueberry muffin in the left. So the upset professor hurried down the street towards SCCC. Therefore, knowing that Clint, err, Donna had an early 'feminist anger management' class where Fee-Fee would howl in rage to his man hating lecture,' I thought at first he was chasing after Fee-Fee La Rue, the bitch poodle owned by Seattle Central Community College instructor of Feminist Studies instructor Donna Eastwood who used to be called 'Clint' when a macho Teamster longshoreman at the port of Seattle. When I departed the coffee shop, Euclid was missing from his usual sign post. As you can see my attention was stolen for perhaps 15 minutes. Accidents happen! And I told the young lady as much in the heated argument that involved several other of my former students working as now as bus boys and strip artists at various gay dance clubs in the Seattle and Tacoma area.' class who used his father's slide rule because he couldn't afford a pocket calculator and college tuition. Clearly, I got her confused with the pimple faced boy nerd in the third row at the 10.05 a.m. degree at age 22 with an unpaid $120,000 student loan and a lousy job at Starbucks! I mean was it my fault? Did I FORCE her to get that damn loan? I thought her father was a GS-13, step ten with the Department of Labor in Seattle and made the big bucks. I blame myself for Euclid's going missing because I stayed inside the shop longer than usual in an argument with a former student of mine, a very attractive young lady who ripped me for allowing her to become a Humanities major owning a useless B.S. 'Euclid is a well known and respected member of this academic community who has made many appearances on local and national talk shows. 'Where could my little dog be off to without his favorite blueberry muffin?,' thought Seattle College professor of Algebra 101 Rex Steiner, as he raced down the dark, cold and foggy Seattle street searching for his best friend, and continued thinking, Euclid was last seen tied to a street sign at a Starbucks only a block from the OWS camp in the early morning hours of November 11, 2011, as the owner briefly ducked into the coffee shop for his morning cup of latte and a sweet treat for Euclid who loved Starbuck's world class blueberry muffin for breakfast.

The next pet to suddenly disappear was Euclid, the friendly black Labrador, well known in the upscale Capitol Hill district as a highly intelligent pooch who gave the answers to complex math problems by means of barks. In late October, Fluffy, the Siamese tom cat, owned by the famous Seattle gay artist Herman Wonk, disappeared near the OWS camp site at Seattle Central Community College.

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